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Emma Watson narrates The Tale of the Three Brothers

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wantingmemories:

ricksanscrotum:

I talk about wanting a boyfriend, but I don’t even know what I’d do with one. Like, what do you? Just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner? How often does it eat?

You talk to them occasionally to fulfil their social needs and once in a while, they’ll attempt to feel you up. This is a primal instinct and it’s up to you whether you will positively reinforce this behavior or punish it.

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

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rememberingsuunday:

imagine being on extreme makeover home edition and you telling ty pennington about how much you liked your favorite band

imagine your room

just

imagine

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